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Dane Cook
 
Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He has released three comedy albums, Harmful If Swallowed, Retaliation, and Rough around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden. Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in twenty-eight years and went double platinum. Cook performed on his own HBO special in the fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, and has appeared on television. As an actor, Cook has appeared in fifteen films since 1997, including Mystery Men, the 2005 film Waiting..., the 2007 comedy Good Luck Chuck, and starred in the 2006 comedy Employee of the Month. He also appeared in the 2007 thriller film Mr. Brooks, which was a departure from his standard comedic roles. And recently, he has appeared in the 2007 film Dan in Real Life.   Wikipedia
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16 hours ago spaz2k7

I just heard that car alarm last night xD

20 hours ago Taylsons

I love the not so kool aid It is soooooo funny :):D:):D

3 days ago kyleyarnell

you rock

4 days ago jjisthename123

omfg i love this damn guy !! he is funny as ba*** !!!

 seanrules

dane cook is the fu*in bomb

5 days ago Allninepups9

omg i would totally start thinking of dane when i hear a car alarm

 Daft Punkluver

omg punch infants omg i nearly peed and dead panda are you dead and have no huomer?????

6 days ago peanut_ere

lovee Dane cook! he's so funny!

8 days ago jacobevo8

hey dead panda he's cooler than your probaly one of fat geek how think math is funny

9 days ago Dssquall 23

aw
aw

10 days ago mclovin9

dane cook is f-ing awesome

 kidintheshack

this guy is so fu**n awsome

 Anime Man

YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 days ago slykid45

i almost pi**ed my self when i heard him the first time

 duckmann24

he is funny

 Asecondchancearound

AWESOME..LOL**KISSES**

12 days ago Scyther Fanatic

Dane Cookis awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Forget About The World And All

dude he is so fu**in funny
8)

 jessicasmasssages

love you dan

15 days ago Brendon33

he's hilarious!!!!

 Hopelrn

omg! he is so funna!!

16 days ago rfgbiz

good comedian, good jokes.

 sadya_haruno_15

...dane cook is a good comedian. Makes me laugh all the time. keep it up Dane!!!
Shay

 thrasher_dasher_01

funniest guy

17 days ago Dead Panda

sucks ba*** every thing he's done has benn done before. acting like a retart is not cool any more. but inmature as*holes still think its funny.

19 days ago frenchdip0499

funny as hech but im getting sick of him cussing

21 days ago justo235


HES OWOSOME!

23 days ago Lil Wayn

koolaid fu**in rocks

 rockdamic170

listen to bathroom

25 days ago emstockinger

FU**ING HILARIOUS

 vincent_juarez

Dane Cook is f@#kin asume and funny

 rhath5977

dane is pretty cool but i couldnt pay much attention becuase im hopped up on the Q

26 days ago ditzman

he is so fu**ing funny i had 2 turn that sh** off

 hockey-dude-7

lol this is so fricken funny

 mj-labelle

this guy is really funny lol

27 days ago orangedragondude

Dane Cook, you are fu**ing funny. I love your funny sh**

 Reynoldsmaria82

this dude is HI-LARR-E-US!

30 days ago ditzman

I LIKE BEANS HFHFBYRHFBHJEFCBUHYDWJNUEWHDXIWDBHHYUQSXYUGTQUWDTB
UGEWDCUYEWFBYGEBFGERYFGBVGFVBYDEGFBCYUEGFV :} ;] >:] DONT U SOMEONE REPLY PLEASE

 canadian_boysrule

go dane cook i love u in emploey of the mouth

32 days ago gamergirlsela

so funny ^^

33 days ago Theangrytitan

so damn funny

 jacobchurch

ur so fu*in funny

34 days ago joshweed666

hahahahaha

35 days ago Kamikazee Taco

freakin hilarious i love dane cook

 mirabito1

Dane cook ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

36 days ago Mianomaru

haha i like speak n spell lol i had one of those my grandpa gave it to me ahha

37 days ago cjbrown1992

This Guy Kicks F****ING A**!!!!!!

 Mraddict

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38 days ago cbrow

croc hunter is cool

39 days ago javogel

the best ever

 kelly93

yer dame cook rocks i didnt like him at first but now he acted in good luck chuck!!!!!

40 days ago ytowntj

dane cook fu**ing rocks

41 days ago RJ911101

Im hangin out at the bk lounge ^^ Dane Cook RULEZZZZ

 hrrypttrgirl

OMFG! dane cook is so amazing!! i love the burger king and heist monekey ones. lol.

 Soupcity6

ur so fu*ig funy i wach u evry nite omg u made me pee mi pants 1ce ur sooo hot 2 I LOVE U DANE!!!!

 broadwaybaby5756

I LOVE U UR LIK THE BEST SOOOOO FU*IN FUNNY

 jb2164

this guy is so hillarious

42 days ago hackeyplaya

comment on the wall- I have a head shop in my town named the wall haha pretty cool

43 days ago Kimayoi Kokoro

How pumped would you be driving home from work knowing that some place in your house there's a monkey you're going to battle? That's awesome! ...Ah, jeez, Dane Cook is hilarious...

 Emanck44

Dane cook is the bomb woooo kool aid man ooh yahhh sooo funny

44 days ago STOCKSTILL68

DANE U ROCK UR THE BEST AHOT GUY THATS SO FUNNY.. MY MAN FOR SURE

 Sargentmarine

LOL!!!!!!! ROFL MY WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!

45 days ago cityboy101dh

dis is da sh** man

 Koga_Girl40

Dane iz soooo funny!!!!!

46 days ago Kumo Sora

Haha. Nightmare is one of my favorites. "He wasn't wearing loafers, was he? Oh no!" Dane Cook is cool :)

 zach_da_1bomb

hilarious

 sran0217dg

ba***

47 days ago Kyazain

He is the funniest!!Even better then Weird Al Yankovic......Almost.

 bluntandopen_13

hes sooo hot and plus hes sooo freekin funny!!!!! lol all the time
=p

48 days ago Naruto12

awsome my favriot is the friend that nobody likes

 shanegrauer

man! the public restroom thing is so true! and that makes it even more funny!

49 days ago jostenb

Dane! I love ya man you kick as* bro!

 Paramorechick93

I luv a guy who is hot and funny at the same time!!!

50 days ago kyocerababe86

NAUGHTY NAUGHTY KOOL-AiD...LMAO...Dane Cook is AWESOME!!

51 days ago tami.robinson

lol

 davidb4ever

fu** you

 cutie_kitty_0994

funny as hell!

 Number1axel

monkey f***ing a coconut

 Brandoncgilmore

ya ur mom

 Number1axel

brandon i can see you

 Number1axel

hello

 samiam30071

funnys sh*t I ever heard. HELL YEAH!

 Number1axel

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52 days ago smafa04

this is freakin funny.
lol.

 dirtbikerider_1

funny as $hit

 jonmuszynski

you are so funny

 Overdrive

Holy sh** i love Dane Cook!

53 days ago Ryin

Best comic ever by far

 jonathon.mcclendon

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

54 days ago javogel

the best comedy

 Sargentmarine

FU**N EH!!!!!!!!! roflCOPTER

 the-geek-within

hes frikin funny lmao

55 days ago Deshiwat

i frickin love DANE COOK

 bloo_mac4

dane cook is the funnyist person in the world!

 graham-burns

Dane Cook Is Fu**ing Awsome

56 days ago xgimmieahugx5

he is like the funniest person alive

 kayybeax3

dane cooks the sh**

 Soulja Man

u are hillarious

 bebeeshoops

your funny

 hamsterandco

i like this . those joke are awsome

57 days ago Espada_X2

I'm hopped up on the Q dude.

 tyronehernandez1981

Notting Fight is the BEST!!!

 Abby_Leah222

i friggin love dane cook =]

 lawnboy_548

dis dude is funny as fu**

 Mianomaru

funny as pi**! speak n spell. i like this stuff like a fat kid likes cake!

 Kissers

LOL... Not so kool-aid.. That's hilarious... Dane is soooooo funny. I laughed so hard....

58 days ago American Punk

this is funny sh**.

 ravynbaby09

WOW!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!

 breal80420

this is theee best comedian in the world!!!!
love ya dane!!! =O

 Walberg

hoped up on the Q aka speed quik some dank sh** ahahaha

 flashman1011

DUDE THIS GUY IS SO FUNNY

 Captain Mckinney

Lol so am i this guy is so funny

59 days ago Mario5

Im the friend that nobody likes

 Espada_X2

YAY THEY ADDED HIEST MONKEY BACK ON!!!!!!!!

 Ryin

LOL dude i love Dane, he's way better than any comic. FU**N AWESEM

 janjanlp

hes fu**ing funny as hell

60 days ago Mianomaru

fu**ing funny my freind sitting next to me pi**ed himself

 bpancotto94

hes fking funny

61 days ago Jasonxl7

you are the man DANE

 Miss Tribs

what's up with this? this... is a waste of my time

 Montmerency

who the hell is scared of bee's?

 Darkrabit

MY SON OPTIMUS PRIM is feeking fuuny

62 days ago krissa_herron2012

I FREAKIN LOVE "MY SON OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 Paramorechick93

HE is soooo funny and f**king HHOOTT!!!!!!!!1

 Naruto12

POOP!!!!!

 Naruto12

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 sjgarza_05

I actually did get hit by a car,...actually, I was playing baseball on my yard and ran for a pop fly,...I ran towards the street with my eye on the ball and ran into a passing car which sent my swinging in the air like a frisbee.

63 days ago wwesparta

baby knocking

64 days ago ridiokas

i actually got hit by a car in the hip, i wasnt sent flying, i fell to the ground, and i was on my bike lmao

 whiteky

urs to stewart

 whiteky

his mom already did it for me

 stewartp

Tell your mother to do it for me you incest bastatrd

 larsons

Don't do it Kyle

 larsons

So is that Kyle White kid

 larsons

Hey, finish blowing me, and we'll talk about this later..

 stewartp

That larsons guy is a little qu*** and i just jealous that i am eleven inches around, you know what i'm saying

 larsons

THE GUY ABOUT TO POST AFTER ME IS QU*** HIS NAME IS PAUL STEWART AND HE IS A CHODE!

 larsons

Where's the fu**in' van!! The van was supposed to be here!!

 Millst

he is funny as fu**!!

 Ackles

danes hot =]

65 days ago amanda_13blue

dane is the funniest guy ever

 midgethunter78

dane cook is so ef uncle see clinker funny

 907 Rider

dude i got hit by a car...my shoes fing flu

 jlamarie23

omg.. Dane Cook rocks.. 4 sure..

66 days ago adioman839

your the man and i mean it dude. i mean were do you come up with shiz

 907 Rider

you are funny as hell

 desgirl456

Dane cook is fu**ing hilarious

 quakenut

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahheheheh
ehehehehehehehesnortsniffhahahahahaha!!!!! This guy is fu*** hilarious lmfao

67 days ago adioman839

this is some funny crap

 megargelpimp_420

Man Dane Cook Is So Fu*ing Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

 Ninja Ghost91

MAN I LOVE YOUR SH** MAN

 Livinginthedark

this guy rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Livinginthedark

i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove so much

 asdasde

oooohhhhhhooooh hes a funny bicch

 asdasde

dane cook is so fuucking funny

 R_Converse

F*** you Gransport

68 days ago cutiecassandra10

holy sh*t hes hott.
and his voice is sexy. hes hilarious(:

 Lovelycomplexchickette

love hime!! ( his laugh lol) I love the english one!

 Gransport

dane cook is a comedy GOD

 quakenut

lol lol holy s**t this guy is hilarious oh my god its ridicules monopoly is the best lmfao

 R_Converse

f**k You Roberto Nunez2000

 Roberto Nunez2000

shoot you in the chest superbleeder

69 days ago okekem

I

 tikwondoluver

I LUV DANE COOK!!!!!!

70 days ago cowlovers

he is 1 of the best comediens ever

 harlow

i love him

 kristenburden

AHAHA, my friend showed me this in tech class! its freaking awesome! i listen to this like every day ahah!

 American Punk

this guys fu**ing awesome!!!!

 caui_b

so f-ing funny

71 days ago Cuppycakewalsberg

omg i lovev dane cook he has a sence of humor and he's hot!!!

 mmmolde

mono is a ho**!!!!!

72 days ago Trick Trick

hes soooooooooooooooo funny

 Paramorechick93

I luv him

 ac_dc_at_home

this guy is the funniest person i'