Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He has released three comedy albums, Harmful If Swallowed, Retaliation, and Rough around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden. Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in twenty-eight years and went double platinum. Cook performed on his own HBO special in the fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, and has appeared on television. As an actor, Cook has appeared in fifteen films since 1997, including Mystery Men, the 2005 film Waiting..., the 2007 comedy Good Luck Chuck, and starred in the 2006 comedy Employee of the Month. He also appeared in the 2007 thriller film Mr. Brooks, which was a departure from his standard comedic roles. And recently, he has appeared in the 2007 film Dan in Real Life.
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I just heard that car alarm last night xD
I love the not so kool aid It is soooooo funny :):D:):D
you rock
omfg i love this damn guy !! he is funny as ba*** !!!
dane cook is the fu*in bomb
omg i would totally start thinking of dane when i hear a car alarm
omg punch infants omg i nearly peed and dead panda are you dead and have no huomer?????
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i almost pi**ed my self when i heard him the first time
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love you dan
he's hilarious!!!!
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good comedian, good jokes.
...dane cook is a good comedian. Makes me laugh all the time. keep it up Dane!!!
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funniest guy
sucks ba*** every thing he's done has benn done before. acting like a retart is not cool any more. but inmature as*holes still think its funny.
funny as hech but im getting sick of him cussing
HES OWOSOME!
koolaid fu**in rocks
listen to bathroom
FU**ING HILARIOUS
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dane is pretty cool but i couldnt pay much attention becuase im hopped up on the Q
he is so fu**ing funny i had 2 turn that sh** off
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this guy is really funny lol
Dane Cook, you are fu**ing funny. I love your funny sh**
this dude is HI-LARR-E-US!
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so funny ^^
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ur so fu*in funny
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haha i like speak n spell lol i had one of those my grandpa gave it to me ahha
This Guy Kicks F****ING A**!!!!!!
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the best ever
yer dame cook rocks i didnt like him at first but now he acted in good luck chuck!!!!!
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Im hangin out at the bk lounge ^^ Dane Cook RULEZZZZ
OMFG! dane cook is so amazing!! i love the burger king and heist monekey ones. lol.
ur so fu*ig funy i wach u evry nite omg u made me pee mi pants 1ce ur sooo hot 2 I LOVE U DANE!!!!
I LOVE U UR LIK THE BEST SOOOOO FU*IN FUNNY
this guy is so hillarious
comment on the wall- I have a head shop in my town named the wall haha pretty cool
How pumped would you be driving home from work knowing that some place in your house there's a monkey you're going to battle? That's awesome! ...Ah, jeez, Dane Cook is hilarious...
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DANE U ROCK UR THE BEST AHOT GUY THATS SO FUNNY.. MY MAN FOR SURE
LOL!!!!!!! ROFL MY WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!
dis is da sh** man
Dane iz soooo funny!!!!!
Haha. Nightmare is one of my favorites. "He wasn't wearing loafers, was he? Oh no!" Dane Cook is cool :)
hilarious
ba***
He is the funniest!!Even better then Weird Al Yankovic......Almost.
hes sooo hot and plus hes sooo freekin funny!!!!! lol all the time
=p
awsome my favriot is the friend that nobody likes
man! the public restroom thing is so true! and that makes it even more funny!
Dane! I love ya man you kick as* bro!
I luv a guy who is hot and funny at the same time!!!
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY KOOL-AiD...LMAO...Dane Cook is AWESOME!!
lol
fu** you
funny as hell!
monkey f***ing a coconut
ya ur mom
brandon i can see you
hello
funnys sh*t I ever heard. HELL YEAH!
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this is freakin funny.
lol.
funny as $hit
you are so funny
Holy sh** i love Dane Cook!
Best comic ever by far
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the best comedy
FU**N EH!!!!!!!!! roflCOPTER
hes frikin funny lmao
i frickin love DANE COOK
dane cook is the funnyist person in the world!
Dane Cook Is Fu**ing Awsome
he is like the funniest person alive
dane cooks the sh**
u are hillarious
your funny
i like this . those joke are awsome
I'm hopped up on the Q dude.
Notting Fight is the BEST!!!
i friggin love dane cook =]
dis dude is funny as fu**
funny as pi**! speak n spell. i like this stuff like a fat kid likes cake!
LOL... Not so kool-aid.. That's hilarious... Dane is soooooo funny. I laughed so hard....
this is funny sh**.
WOW!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!
this is theee best comedian in the world!!!!
love ya dane!!! =O
hoped up on the Q aka speed quik some dank sh** ahahaha
DUDE THIS GUY IS SO FUNNY
Lol so am i this guy is so funny
Im the friend that nobody likes
YAY THEY ADDED HIEST MONKEY BACK ON!!!!!!!!
LOL dude i love Dane, he's way better than any comic. FU**N AWESEM
hes fu**ing funny as hell
fu**ing funny my freind sitting next to me pi**ed himself
hes fking funny
you are the man DANE
what's up with this? this... is a waste of my time
who the hell is scared of bee's?
MY SON OPTIMUS PRIM is feeking fuuny
I FREAKIN LOVE "MY SON OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HE is soooo funny and f**king HHOOTT!!!!!!!!1
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I actually did get hit by a car,...actually, I was playing baseball on my yard and ran for a pop fly,...I ran towards the street with my eye on the ball and ran into a passing car which sent my swinging in the air like a frisbee.
baby knocking
i actually got hit by a car in the hip, i wasnt sent flying, i fell to the ground, and i was on my bike lmao
urs to stewart
his mom already did it for me
Tell your mother to do it for me you incest bastatrd
Don't do it Kyle
So is that Kyle White kid
Hey, finish blowing me, and we'll talk about this later..
That larsons guy is a little qu*** and i just jealous that i am eleven inches around, you know what i'm saying
THE GUY ABOUT TO POST AFTER ME IS QU*** HIS NAME IS PAUL STEWART AND HE IS A CHODE!
Where's the fu**in' van!! The van was supposed to be here!!
he is funny as fu**!!
danes hot =]
dane is the funniest guy ever
dane cook is so ef uncle see clinker funny
dude i got hit by a car...my shoes fing flu
omg.. Dane Cook rocks.. 4 sure..
your the man and i mean it dude. i mean were do you come up with shiz
you are funny as hell
Dane cook is fu**ing hilarious
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this is some funny crap
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MAN I LOVE YOUR SH** MAN
this guy rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove so much
oooohhhhhhooooh hes a funny bicch
dane cook is so fuucking funny
F*** you Gransport
holy sh*t hes hott.
and his voice is sexy. hes hilarious(:
love hime!! ( his laugh lol) I love the english one!
dane cook is a comedy GOD
lol lol holy s**t this guy is hilarious oh my god its ridicules monopoly is the best lmfao
f**k You Roberto Nunez2000
shoot you in the chest superbleeder
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I LUV DANE COOK!!!!!!
he is 1 of the best comediens ever
i love him
AHAHA, my friend showed me this in tech class! its freaking awesome! i listen to this like every day ahah!
this guys fu**ing awesome!!!!
so f-ing funny
omg i lovev dane cook he has a sence of humor and he's hot!!!
mono is a ho**!!!!!
hes soooooooooooooooo funny
I luv him
this guy is the funniest person i'