Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released four comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed, Retaliation, Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden, and Vicious Circle. Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went double platinum. Cook performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, and has made numerous television appearances. As an actor, Cook has appeared in fifteen films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., and Employee of the Month and Good Luck Chuck. He also appeared in Mr. Brooks, which was a departure from his standard comedic roles. Cook had a supporting role in the Dan in Real Life. Most recently, Cook appeared in My Best Friend's Girl. Wikipedia
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dane cook isn't funny
YOU FU*KING FUNNY AS SH*T
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funny mother fu*ker
this dude is soo fu*kin funny
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Haha I love Dane Cook. And because of Dane we put a Karen in our group! xDD
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He's HILARIOUS. Better than most. No wonder he's so well known. lol! I'm listening to the Kool-Aid 1.
he is my idol
jeff dunham is better (just my opinoin)
fu*in hilarious
HE IS HILLARIOOOUS!!!!!!! *on my back laughing my face off*
i love him
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DONKEY D I C K
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i love how you kids talk sh** over a computer and not in real life cuz like if u guys wanna tlak sh** to me come say it to my fu**ing face but seriously grow up a lil
Lol @ teh immature as*hole V Heres a tip, anyone with "lil" in their user name usually isn't taken seriously because they're usually dumbfck
wannabe-gangstahs who are under 15 years old.
hey dead panda, wanna call me an immature as*hole again?!! i find ur a** and shoot ya!!! better recognize
I just heard that car alarm last night xD
I love the not so kool aid It is soooooo funny :):D:):D
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omg i would totally start thinking of dane when i hear a car alarm
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lovee Dane cook! he's so funny!
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i almost pi**ed my self when i heard him the first time
he is funny
AWESOME..LOL
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dude he is so fu**in funny
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love you dan
he's hilarious!!!!
good comedian, good jokes.
...dane cook is a good comedian. Makes me laugh all the time. keep it up Dane!!!
Shay
funniest guy
sucks ba*** every thing he's done has benn done before. acting like a retart is not cool any more. but inmature as*holes still think its funny.
funny as hech but im getting sick of him cussing
HES OWOSOME!
koolaid fu**in rocks
listen to bathroom
FU**ING HILARIOUS
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dane is pretty cool but i couldnt pay much attention becuase im hopped up on the Q
he is so fu**ing funny i had 2 turn that sh** off
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this guy is really funny lol
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this dude is HI-LARR-E-US!
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haha i like speak n spell lol i had one of those my grandpa gave it to me ahha
This Guy Kicks F****ING A**!!!!!!
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yer dame cook rocks i didnt like him at first but now he acted in good luck chuck!!!!!
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Im hangin out at the bk lounge ^^ Dane Cook RULEZZZZ
OMFG! dane cook is so amazing!! i love the burger king and heist monekey ones. lol.
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this guy is so hillarious
comment on the wall- I have a head shop in my town named the wall haha pretty cool
How pumped would you be driving home from work knowing that some place in your house there's a monkey you're going to battle? That's awesome! ...Ah, jeez, Dane Cook is hilarious...
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LOL!!!!!!! ROFL MY WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha. Nightmare is one of my favorites. "He wasn't wearing loafers, was he? Oh no!" Dane Cook is cool :)
hilarious
ba***
He is the funniest!!Even better then Weird Al Yankovic......Almost.
hes sooo hot and plus hes sooo freekin funny!!!!! lol all the time
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awsome my favriot is the friend that nobody likes
man! the public restroom thing is so true! and that makes it even more funny!
Dane! I love ya man you kick as* bro!
I luv a guy who is hot and funny at the same time!!!
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY KOOL-AiD...LMAO...Dane Cook is AWESOME!!
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fu** you
funny as hell!
monkey f***ing a coconut
ya ur mom
brandon i can see you
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lol.
funny as $hit
you are so funny
Holy sh** i love Dane Cook!
Best comic ever by far
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the best comedy
FU**N EH!!!!!!!!! roflCOPTER
hes frikin funny lmao
i frickin love DANE COOK
dane cook is the funnyist person in the world!
Dane Cook Is Fu**ing Awsome
he is like the funniest person alive
dane cooks the sh**
u are hillarious
your funny
i like this . those joke are awsome
I'm hopped up on the Q dude.
Notting Fight is the BEST!!!
i friggin love dane cook =]
dis dude is funny as fu**
funny as pi**! speak n spell.
i like this stuff like a fat kid likes cake!
LOL... Not so kool-aid.. That's hilarious... Dane is soooooo funny. I laughed so hard....
this is funny sh**.
WOW!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!
this is theee best comedian in the world!!!!
love ya dane!!!
=O
hoped up on the Q aka speed quik some dank sh** ahahaha
DUDE THIS GUY IS SO FUNNY
Lol so am i this guy is so funny
Im the friend that nobody likes
YAY THEY ADDED HIEST MONKEY BACK ON!!!!!!!!
LOL dude i love Dane, he's way better than any comic. FU**N AWESEM
hes fu**ing funny as hell
fu**ing funny my freind sitting next to me pi**ed himself
hes fking funny
you are the man DANE
what's up with this? this... is a waste of my time
who the hell is scared of bee's?
MY SON OPTIMUS PRIM is feeking fuuny
I FREAKIN LOVE "MY SON OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HE is soooo funny and f**king HHOOTT!!!!!!!!1
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I actually did get hit by a car,...actually, I was playing baseball on my yard and ran for a pop fly,...I ran towards the street with my eye on the ball and ran into a passing car which sent my swinging in the air like a frisbee.
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i actually got hit by a car in the hip, i wasnt sent flying, i fell to the ground, and i was on my bike lmao
urs to stewart
his mom already did it for me
Tell your mother to do it for me you incest bastatrd
Don't do it Kyle
So is that Kyle White kid
Hey, finish blowing me, and we'll talk about this later..
That larsons guy is a little qu*** and i just jealous that i am eleven inches around, you know what i'm saying
THE GUY ABOUT TO POST AFTER ME IS QU*** HIS NAME IS PAUL STEWART AND HE IS A CHODE!
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he is funny as fu**!!
danes hot =]
dane is the funniest guy ever
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dude i got hit by a car...my shoes fing flu
omg.. Dane Cook rocks.. 4 sure..
your the man and i mean it dude. i mean were do you come up with shiz
you are funny as hell
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dane cook is so fuucking funny
F*** you Gransport
holy sh*t hes hott.
and his voice is sexy. hes hilarious(:
love hime!! ( his laugh lol) I love the english one!
dane cook is a comedy GOD
lol lol holy s**t this guy is hilarious oh my god its ridicules monopoly is the best lmfao
f**k You Roberto Nunez2000
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I LUV DANE COOK!!!!!!
he is 1 of the best comediens ever
i love him
AHAHA, my friend showed me this in tech class! its freaking awesome! i listen to this like every day ahah!
this guys fu**ing awesome!!!!
so f-ing funny
omg i lovev dane cook he has a sence of humor and he's hot!!!
mono is a ho**!!!!!
hes soooooooooooooooo funny
I luv him
this guy is the funniest person i'v seen on tv. Naughty, naughty koolaid
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dude im listenin to this in class..hilarious...sum1 talk to me on this..i'm every day in school..im bored lol
AWESOME!!!!!
dude freakin awsome
dude this sh** is funny
i heart dane
he's so hot and funny haha
he rox sox. he does stuff that i would do like smatching an ice cream cone in his face. haha
dane is so cool
larsons...all guys want is sex is soooo true..r u a lorson or larson?
All guys want is sex..finish blowing me and we'll talk about this later..
Luv him so much
he is so fu**ing hilarious lol
he is soo funny
great lol burger king
lol this guy is fu**ing hilarious
if u say he sucks i will personally remove your testes through your anus
oooowww hes a funny bich
You freakin ROCK!!
This dude is funny
I luv Dane Cook
funny stuff man funny stuff
This Guy is the freakin funniest guy on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he fu**in rules!!!!!!!
dis is some funny sh** right here!!!!!!!!! ha
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this is soooooooooo friken funny
fu**in funny
dane is my fav he is so freeaking fine and id.. well he is my fav.!!!!!:)
I FUXIN LOVE DANE COOK!!!! HE IS THE DAMN BEST!
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