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Family Guy is an animated American television sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane that airs on Fox and regularly on other television networks in syndication. The show centers on a semi-dysfunctional family that lives in the fictional town of Quahog, Rhode Island. The show uses frequent "cutaway gags", jokes in the form of tangential vignettes.   Wikipedia


Lyrics Family Guy - Can't Touch Me Click to view  

Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
and touch your sister's teat (can't touch me)
("can't touch me"in the background)
Man: What in God's name is he doing?
(cant touch me)
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.

 

Stop! Peter-time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the Bump

(Can't touch me)

 

Yeah do the Peter Griffin bump (can't touch me)

I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, go Peter, im sir Peter, yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way
(Can't touch me)

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9 hours ago dizee_gangsta

DONT READ THIS!!!U WILL GET KISSSED ON THE NEAREST
FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE 2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST
DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO
ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT
STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND
THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN 123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE
PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN
IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY
WORKS!!!!!!!!

1 day ago coltyn00

HES THE SH*T

devon_1998

this is awsome

2 days ago speedykid12

Wow, shut the hell up BOHANNONMIKE. It's 'Lois' there is no 'e' at the end you dumb P.O.S

pjtroutman

Holy Crap I love Family Guy It is funnny

3 days ago meg_x

Family guy FTW =D

bohannonmike

STEWIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL LOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

icwiner89

the journey song go hard

Tyhagan

Family guy ROCKS!

4 days ago bmxjoe321

family guy is fu*king funny

5 days ago micdaniels

they are SO funny

6 days ago Littleladyev

Omw i love Family guy itz soo funnnyy :P:)

7 days ago adam1111

you hve aids, yes you have aids! i hate to tell you boy but you have aids! youve got the aids.. maybe ya caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here! ...or maybe all the unprotected sex put you here! it isnt clear, but what were certain of is YOU HAVE AIDS! yes you have aids not HIV but full blown aids! be sure that you see, that this is not HIV... full blown aids not-HIV-but-really FULL BLOWN AIDS i'm sorry i wish it was something less serious... but its AIDS!youve got the aaaaaaaiiiii

9 days ago Tyberium-rocks

family guy is the sh*t

Twoodiddy

cant touch me

11 days ago Brad 929

i love family guy its great

haleybogunovich

lol these guys are hillarious. peace out and stay cool. for some of you that aint nerds lol. hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah

thekissinger458

this house is freaking sweet cause i kicked the bad guys in their jewel

Blue Flames

i love family guy i watch it all the time i really like stewee

14 days ago lennoncrisp

I think that this is freakin cool

thekissinger458

lol this house is freaking sweet

15 days ago Sakura Inakatsuki

lol i love the show and the songs

thekissinger458

gigity gigity gigity lets have sex lol

thekissinger458

they make you take a tinkle when you wana take a pi*s

thekissinger458

hey hey look at me im smoking at me im smoking

17 days ago Mike Mo

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19 days ago vanillaice

PLZ DONT READ THIS!!!U WILL GET KISSSED ON THE
NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE 2MORRO WILL BE
THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U DONT POST THIS
COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2
DAYS DONT STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED THIS IS SOOO
SCARY SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN 123 MINUTES
WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APAER
ON THE SCEEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO SCARY CAUSE
IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20 days ago geovannyhdez

this song is so cool i cold leasent to it old day.

21 days ago Madness08

nice one. MC hammer can not sue u :) best it is light a fire and pee it out


Wolf Shadow

outfarting micheal moor is hilarious

22 days ago mark_purdie

DONT READ THIS!!!U WILL GET
KISSSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE
2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U
DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE
IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED
THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN
123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME
WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO
SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!

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24 days ago Dethklokfan1

DONT READ THIS!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE 2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST DAY OR UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN 123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APAER ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!

26 days ago Zach Semenec

Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
and touch your sister's teat (can't touch me)
("can't touch me"in the background)
Man: What in God's name is he doing?
(cant touch me)
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.


Stop! Peter-time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute let

Pimpog23

GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO

27 days ago max.grundill

the fcc song rules

max.grundill

family guy is mintage

lennoncrisp

I think that cant touch me is the greatest song ever

28 days ago Blue Flames

i love family guy it is the best every i expecually like stweey he is so funny

rea.girl

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!♥

30 days ago rea.girl

THis SONG IS HALLARIOUS!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

popcorn.pops

IM LAUGHING SO HARd!!\

32 days ago moi_ishere

please put on bird is the word =)

35 days ago Ratrod

can't touch me lmao!!!

37 days ago Sharmaine

I LOVE DIS SHOW!!!!

38 days ago Redmage

I love the songs Can't Touch Me,This House Is Freakin Sweet, and Give Up The Toad.

39 days ago jayladevayghn

family guy is so fuuny today it comeing on

40 days ago Garr-gun

DO NOT READ THIS COMMENT!!!!!!!!U WILL GET
KISSSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE
2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U
DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE
IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED
THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN
123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME
WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO
SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!

42 days ago kris.n

say who you like 3 times outloud
2)say who you hate 8 times outloud
3)say your fav song to yourself 1 time
4)post dis on eight other songs
5)press f9 twice and wait

fsantana

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

43 days ago nancycastaneda

cant touch me, ju-ju-ju-ju just like the bad guy WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO i love it

46 days ago So Dizzy

pennutbutter jelly time luv that song

wilcoxjr.lewis

can't touch me is sooooooooooooooooo funny

58 days ago jms.wiese

can't touch me is freakin sweet

59 days ago Nicks_Picks56

nickpicks56 sucks

62 days ago jumpkickjordan

i want COOL WHIP.

Redmage

I love that one part after Peter and family get done singing Freakin Sweet Stewie goes exploring the house and this happens:
(Two little identical girls appear and talk creepy)
Two little girls:"Come with us Stewie,come and play and work with us forever and ever and ever."
Stewie:"Yes well, all work and no play makes Stewie a dull boy."(Stewie pulls out a rocket launcher and blows them up)

63 days ago micah711

can't touch me da da

65 days ago Speedballbaby

U WILL GET
KISSSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE
2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U
DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE
IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED
THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN
123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME
WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO
SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!

WOWPOPTOP

freaken sweet

66 days ago markxblade

fuk u joey20 u a bicth

68 days ago Lilman 2kg

family guy is sooooooooooooooooooo COOL!!!!

ky_salisbury

6 minutes ago austinthebraveDONT READ THIS!!!U WILL GET KISSSED ON THE NEAREST
FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE 2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST
DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO
ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT
STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND
THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN 123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE
PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN
IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY
WORKS!!!!!!!!

69 days ago Redmage

Funniest lyrics ever:
I'm a big-shot,theres no doubt,
Light a fire then pee it out.
Don't like it? Kiss my rump!
Just for a minute let's all do the bump! lol

70 days ago bmoore85

woot!!

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mxbrawler07

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i love FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

72 days ago monkeysrock4542

6 minutes ago austinthebraveDONT READ THIS!!!U WILL GET KISSSED ON THE NEAREST
FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE 2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST
DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO
ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT
STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND
THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN 123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE
PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN
IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY
WORKS!!!!!!!!

73 days ago Redmage

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY funny! lol

Casey14

lol funny!

76 days ago 101503506

you are awsome

82 days ago Mariobrown

family guy dats da sh*t

83 days ago pkkittle

this is funny

chet_neal07

sabr if you dont like family guy fuke u whoe

84 days ago God Smack

FamilyGuy is cool

brening.steven

THISISFUNNY!!!!

85 days ago ray92797

lol

87 days ago KidCody11

thats the sprit!!

88 days ago kiba20012

6 minutes ago austinthebrave

DONT READ THIS!!!U WILL GET KISSSED ON THE NEAREST
FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE 2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST
DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO
ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT
STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND
THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN 123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE
PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN
IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY
WORKS!!!!!!!!

89 days ago Shik_Mon

lmfao best show ever then south park
wewt go seth :o

91 days ago randy

cant tuch me rocks

95 days ago little_d_junior

ihateyou

96 days ago Cj Martinez3

family guy rules its the best show EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

97 days ago tyleryrunescape

BUNGIENATE,(ENGLISH ACCENT) WHAT THE M****** F****** HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU *HIC* DGSJHBHGFASDVJHASFFVASAYUHFDVYUQGEWVFQYERFVQYETGREWTW

98 days ago blaindjk

Rock Lobster Rock Lobster Rock Lobster Rock Lobster Rock Lobster Rock Lobster Rock Lobster

99 days ago Lil_Phil1

hi lol u funny

Princessnorse

omg love this show

dstaneejones

I lub can't touch me lol that shnit is funny

Dark Jaye

nahahahaa!

100 days ago nhaytdawg420

yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bungienate

lol lol lol
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u cannnot tuch me

103 days ago Jessie11

yup

106 days ago hunterdanielallen

yaaaaaa

107 days ago Jessie11

i love you

109 days ago davidgoth

family guy rules over all cartoons

111 days ago bungienate

omg tis song is fu**ing awesome

tck0520

Family Guy=Funny.

112 days ago Joey20

Family Guy is ga*

Ilovehobbos

ill su u FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

113 days ago sportsgrl19

Fu**en Funny

Luispv

i think famly guy is awsome(dont read this)

Darien The Mighty

yea dis is da sh**e

114 days ago Dollypartonsgreatestfan

i love cant touch me and peanut butter jelly time

116 days ago Blu4

i luv family guy

119 days ago aaronpietsch45

aaronpietsch45@yahoo.com i liked can't touch me

122 days ago jamari123

dwvtrfest

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129 days ago jojoiljazz

you suck wtf

130 days ago charlie.bassett

are you? i really doubt it

Sprinkle

im presidential peter

131 days ago www.umbrennig

HAIL HITLER

132 days ago moi_ishere

Lois is a wh***

134 days ago highglencrosh

it is cool

136 days ago cy_castos

TAE KAMO

137 days ago chancechesser

SOUTH SIDE

138 days ago cotygreenbasketball

ya ya

140 days ago montauk13

this is fu**in crazy!!!!

141 days ago Nicks_Picks56

fu**

montauk13

all i can say is..... WTF!!!

144 days ago Ilovehobbos

light a torrch p it out

145 days ago roosevelt

same girl my as* this sum bullshit

kymamaw51

i fu**ing love it

146 days ago mclovin9

family guy is f-ing awesome

Jayzor

what do you take to a picnic, a dead lois

147 days ago Anime_Man

die lois

148 days ago Ilovehobbos

just like the bad guys from lethal 2. CANT TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ilovehobbos

familly guy rocks

150 days ago highglencrosh

the best

151 days ago RJ911101

On TBS at 6:30pm and Adult Swim at 11-12pm is the best show on earth =D

152 days ago Hypertails

its usualy on fx around 10 till 12pm

chickie1924

i usd to wath it but ist not on dat muth

154 days ago Footy_Hero

emily quin is a hot piece of work

156 days ago colts44

rock lobster

burnzy33

BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE 2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN 123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!! this is for the no air video

157 days ago hartleygang

i have whatched family guy sence i was 3!!!!!!!!!!!!

158 days ago hartleygang

can't touch me stop...peter time

Jordiepordie

KISS MY RUMP :D

So Dizzy

HA!HA!HA!=)

159 days ago hartleygang

brian & stewie the road to rhode island is the best song

zackatack

this sh** is fu**ing funny as hell 5 thumbs up

160 days ago Moterhead12

peter is f'n funy

mattswarhammer

exxxxxxxcellent

cwday

FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE 2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN 123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!

Fofie126

uuaauaauaaa cant touch me

jujujujujust like the bad guys in lethel weapon two....

161 days ago Spartan99

family guy rocks




Mo_2

family guy best show everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Doodle_Bop

family guy kicks f u c k i n g a$$

162 days ago kpgirl

it's my favorite show to watch, because the family

Booinator

i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hicksy.13

your mint

165 days ago Ironwolf

can't touch me xD

Caleb3

ha ha

166 days ago www.tshawn4

u r so funny

micahmagar

you rock

codycjr

pess

videogames45

i love peanut butter jelly time

167 days ago chelseamaky

family guy you are the best esspecially your episode when me had sex with brian

Flaming_Gold

so fu**ing funy

168 days ago lilcookz247

fu**ing goood

garymac1

suck it

purplehills

peter cant touch me

Siber_Ant

stewie is my hero, he F.uckin rools

169 days ago Dbz_Kid

ha ha ha sweet

JAMMEYSTEWART

lil stupid but funny

Spencer22

hmmm i wonder where shapoopi went???

170 days ago Cali

4 peters is the sh*t

xxchanni-baybieexx

The fcc song is so fkn mintage lmao xd

172 days ago equestrian-dreams

i loved rock lobster

Joel55

that whats up icedragon95

Troublekid006

123hoffman u r so ga* so why dont u go fu**ing shut up and do us all a fu**ing favor
ps-family guy fu**ing rules

173 days ago nick.ungerr

hey u there

nick.ungerr

hey wus up

Webkinz1773

i luv family guy

123hoffmann

icedragon95, fligin is not a word. u idiotic blue collar low life stupid red neck that has no friends.







ps. family guy rules. also u have no friends icedragon.

Jewbacca

je*bacca

navyd1

I love Family Guy! Best show ever!

Troublekid006

family guy is so fligin awesome!!! and fu** all the haters who think they suck!!

Theorigin

awesome

RJ911101

Family guy is fu**ing hilarious!!!!

Skullfire

ha funny show love it good songs to holla

174 days ago michailovartem

omfg you fu**ing fu** tards -.- get a fu**ing life and enjoy comedy.........

sidney.rogers

stewie is coming to get you because you are a ho**

Lil_Ric

hell no peter sucks as

Rockachick

omg I got to get out of here.

175 days ago Schoolzout

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

davi59a

Family Guy is the Best Peter is a great singer!!!!!

mjoshua_1994

hillarious !!

Webkinz1773

i luv u

Troublekid006

family guy is so fu**ing awesome!!!!!!!!!!soooooooooo acnt touch me

176 days ago Dwigit

cant touch me

Troublekid006

cant touch me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha hammer u cant sue me!!!!lol

177 days ago Evaunquez

best show EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sketch193

family guy rocks

zaneinsane

bennutbutter jelly

oceanrollins

I FREAKN LOVE FAMILY GUY!!!!

rossslade

Penut Butter Jelly Time is the best LOL

leon534884

FUNNY AS FU**

jesus5

CAN'T TOUCH THIS

178 days ago sly_ry1996

fAMILY GUY IS SOO FUNNY!!!!!!

Smoe

1)me me me 2)dom dom dom dom dom dom dom dom 3)mika big girl

179 days ago Husker30

cant touch me

leonardmansion

your awesome

180 days ago Bulit

i like the song cant touch me on family guy if u have a problem whith that i will fu** u up

jbenson16

love u

181 days ago gowonderpets

can't touch me. ♥

xxlovinlife92xx

pe your comment herepe your comment hereType your comment here)say who you like 3 times outloud
2)say who you hate 8 times outloud
3)say your fav song to yourself 1 time
4)post dis on eight other songs
5)press f9 twice and wait

crappiemann444

giggity giggity goo

182 days ago phatdub2008

lmfao hahaha this is some fu**ed up sh** haha

183 days ago bagnessmich

yes i know

Freshkiid12

dis show is maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddd funny

184 days ago bluntandopen_13

i love the family guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its soooo funny. and peter is such an as*. but hes still funny.

185 days ago koolboy

i like stwie :)

umbrennig

its so cool

186 days ago Mark_Belmares

funny

187 days ago God Smack

Family Guy is cool

Chandler101

Cant touch me.Family guy is so stinkin awesome its actually funny

mariokeith

peter fu**in rocks

188 days ago Krown

Why the hell am i hurrr....?

Minic

The fuor peters pones

190 days ago r.dek

cant touch me!!except for you,

191 days ago Tails Doll

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY AND A BASEBALL BAT!

Ooommm

NNNNNIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

192 days ago littleman

i luv ur songs there fu**in amazing

kellyparfitt

i love your show

Weejockey08

funny

193 days ago Babyash

yea u cant touch me bi***

Goth Dude

yea badass hevy metal

littletunes

you are halaries

Minic

ya you really can't touch me. Also Rock lobster blows

Minic

Ya you really can't tuoch me fa*

Tootsiepie333

wow weird cool scary lol wow

gbaby_819

Wow!

194 days ago Pimp

cant tuch me is the sh** your right.

intheairaaron

ya cnat touch me is amazing

g2k

rock lobster

lagunasurfbmd94

good one....not no wonder u like halo u fa*

195 days ago halokid93king

Cant touch me, but i can touch ur mom

dfc.jam

Can't touch me!!

196 days ago Roberto_Nunez2000

ROCK LOBSTER!!!!!!!!!!

matranga_contessa

$100 bucks nlakes ga*

197 days ago Vero_Locz

CANt tOUCH ME!!! CANt tOUCH ME...
StOP iMMA A BiG SHot..

Mop_Head

cant touch me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

La_Fonze

sweeeet!!!!

198 days ago dpajala

ilove you guys

Riley789

can't touch me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kimsansano

fu** tht sh** stupid as*hole

199 days ago uninjabrian626

FUNNY!!

Straight_Edge

Please get Herbert on this page

Free2huntsqurriels

Rocklobster

Kimmusicfan

stewie freakin rulz

Riley789

you rock n'roll

200 days ago jk-and-me-toaster

I lol at this it rules !!!

anthony.joker

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cl-launcey

with the fellas at the freaking FCC...

lladd70

you rock stwie

201 days ago Ghost_Man

the four peters ar freackin awsome

amanda_13blue

sweet

midgethunter78

u have aids

dizzie4

i freaking loved it

202 days ago Ghost_Man

omfg holy crap i frekin cracked up laghin

Popeye

u are so funny so keep up wat al doing but make it a lil more funny

Nejis_Chick

u peoples ur not vary funny are u... ironwolf and Bamm3000 u guys are F U C K I N G stupid. freaks!!! get a life.

Rocbabe

I'm so sorry family Guy lovers but I absolutely hate family guy. :(

FOX-TAKER

this house is freakin swwweeeetttt !

203 days ago www.wolfpaw

family guy rules

205 days ago Bigro

omg sbc loves the co** the disney channel was produced by a bunch of fu**in chimos ur ga*
family guys the sh**

mrkenny08

rjgnvmnbnfdkbdfjbnfdjfndgjkfdjgjksfdgnfdgjkh

207 days ago Ironwolf

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA STOP LAUGHING UR NOT GOOD AT IT JK

208 days ago Hellboy401

u r fu**in boob tit hell he

sbc

Deathklok you are a tillywacker so go to church!

Hockeeboy2003

sbc you are an idiot..... silence is golden, duck tape is siver, and blood is red.

daniel16_11

this songs are dumb he does a fat retard and even the people that make this stuff up has to be slow

Poeboy

og did not know that that thy had this iam hi weed llo $corey$ iz da name age 13

thekatjr

this rocks

209 days ago Dethklok2620

f(_)ck that sh!t SBC famiy guy is the Sh!t dont f(_)ck wit me

cassm

cant touch me class

210 days ago tmulhern

SBC ARE YOU RETARDED?

spudman302

dude the four peters made me laugh so hard

211 days ago sbc

FAmily Guy sucks, that's so raven is awesome.I LOVE the disney channel.FOX sucks!

212 days ago Markheald

right foot lift foot

moi_ishere

Family guy=LOL

213 days ago Mr_Metal

omg funny lol i peter griffin is awesome

ssmcbride

cant touch me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maboro94

CAN'T TOUCH ME"""""""""""""""""

214 days ago rickyjamez

Where ya at?

tisha

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Jackandseth

CAN"T TOUCH ME!!!

215 days ago Tailorkrunal2005

i watch it sometimes lol

Axe95

i love family guy its my fav show.because its the because its the best show ever

216 days ago God Smack

Family Guy is the boom

217 days ago sonia_fletes

ya'll rock

bryancorbell

it rocks

218 days ago jankeco

Family Guy is THE funniest show.

Papa_Roach1982

can't touch me

sirbuddy

l love family time

219 days ago Djf

funny as fu**

jayladevayghn

family guy is sooooooo funny I love that show!!!

kndk99

this show is asome!

220 days ago Franz_Ferdinand

Family Guy is one of the funniest shows on television.

florentdonay5

i love familly guy so now that they have music omg im so happy



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