I knew this kid named Alberto
Funny style cat
And his girl looked like a turtle
Not Lisa Turtle, just a turtle
High school track
He ran the hurdle
His peers shed tears senior year when he got murdered
Now Alberto was your average A student
Participated in class,
Never came late
And never truant
His family was picture perfect
His older sister was prom queen
His dad a decorated vet from the Vietnam team
His mother was Dear Abby,
An ordinary house wife
Like clockwork, always had dinner on the table at 5
But Alberto had a monster he kept under his bed
Instead of letting it out,
He just got a girlfriend instead
She knew something was funny
Shecould tell by his behavior
Or the way he flamboyantly shook his hand
When he would wave to her
She thought nothing of it
And just shoved it in the closet
Until the day that word dripped out like leaky faucet
Alberto was homosexual
I ain't have nothing against it
But little Ronnie Johnson and all his football player friends did
They'd always pick and nag
Call him "fag" and such and such
And couldn't wait to get to gym so they could really bust his nuts
The gym teacher never cared
He'd just join in on the action
He'd make silly gestures
And compared him to Micheal Jackson
Alberto couldn't take it
He'd just stop showing up and whenever he walked them halls
He just felt like throwin' up
And night he would cry and cry and ask "God why?"
Like "God, why the fuck'd I have to be born this way?"
God would reply, "Son, you've gotta show 'em you're more than gay"
Cause he had dreams to be a track star
Until that warm April night
Them gay jokes went way too far
Ronnie begged for his forgiveness
And invited him to a party
Cause his parents went away
And left him plenty of Bacardi
Alberto kindly accepted
He was finally accepted
Except it was all deception
And left them all unprotected
It was a plan Ronnie had scammed
To get him in the right place
Verbally degrade and rearrange his pretty face
The plan would go swiftly
They started calling him sissy
One punch turned into fifty
They beat him till he was dizzy
Now Alberto lie in blood
While his peers look on in fear
He took his last breath
And passed away his senior year | | Needless to say
It was one big tragedy
And how was Ronnie gonna explain to his family,
While they were on vacation taking in sights
He got wasted and killed a kid that night |
Don't be a slave and behave the way they do,
Just utilize the gifts that God gave you (x4) | | I knew this girl named Maria
Bright and talented
With aspirations to be a
Big superstar
What a great idea
Until she fell off and started to listening to her peers
Oh dear!
Now Maria was your typical obnoxious
Analytical head strong rebel
Flippin' off the principal
Single mother home structure
She looked after baby brother
While mom worked two jobs
Just to buy supper
Pops was a struggling musician
Troubled man,
Juggling family and heroin addiction
He overdosed and left a notice of eviction
And a crate of records on the table in the kitchen
And a little angel with a keen sense of sound
Who saw silence in the records she found
And she would stay up late at night
Reciting songs to herself
Under pale moonlight
Righting wrongs that her pops made,
Promised her mom she'd never go that same route
Turns out
Carrie Anne had other plans
Her and her man Ronnie most popular,
Second best to nobody
Homecoming queen versus ugly duckling
And the story ends the same way
Ok, Ronnie's parents went away for a couple of days
And told him "No Drinking"
What the fuck were they thinking?
Maria was oblivious that her boyfriend had already been invited
So when Carrie Anne asked
She got all excited
Like "damn now I got something to look forward to"
Or so she thought
Maria kindly accepted,
Except it was all bullshit
Not pay attention,
Carrie Anne hated Maria cause she could sing
So she scored a bag of heroin
But the craziest thing was
Maria never touched drugs, she did that night
And when her man was getting beat
She was nowhere in sight
Now her boyfriend lie in blood
And she had no idea
Alberto passed away and she got hooked her senior year
Needless to say
It was one one big tragedy
And I hate to break it but
It doesn't end happily
A warm day in May,
The sky was so beautiful
Carrie Anne died in a crash leaving the funeral |
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you r so not funny
i luv cookie jar sooo much!! lol
i love cookie jar lol
we have got cookie jar look at the bottom ot the songs and click on more results so you can stop sayin it.
Cupid's Chokehold is cool.
U WILL GET
KISSSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE
2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U
DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE
IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED
THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN
123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME
WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO
SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!
say who you like 3 times outloud
2)say who you hate 8 times outloud
3)say your fav song to yourself 1 time
4)post dis on eight other songs
5)press f9 twice and wait
we need cookie jar
we neen fu*king cookie jar come on
WE NEED COOKIE JAR!!!!!!!
yeah you guys gotta get cookie jar I love that song
i really want the song " cookie jar " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
i cant find the song ''cookie jar!!'
u all s*u*c*k* hahaha
Way to fu**ing steal breakfast in America. Damn mainstream teenager music..
luvin em!!! shexxiiness!!!!
they rock
whoever said this guy was a N I G G ER is exactly right. I wish some person preferably me hang this coon by his fu c k ing tounge that way he couldnt infect the music scene anymore with these FA G G O T anthems
kick but good band
i lik em they r gooooddd
they rule big time
there th same songs u gonk
CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD AND GIRLFREIND ARE THE BEST SONGS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cupid's Chokehold rox! =D
-_- i read it
U r VERY VERY WEIRD
I took my clothes off and people started throwing up
________h8ters
i luv cupiiiiid u ve heard they new song coconut juice feat tyga omg!!!!!!!! its poppin
im in class now lollz
caleb you look so cute in your picture you should call em sometime to talk about your last girlfriend
omg i want travis to have sex with me he is so hot
good band
I love u travis
I LOVE THESE GUYS!
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KISS ME!
cupids chokehold rocks it kinda old but still
as a guy ill amit cupits choke hold makes mw cry cause i had a girl for 2 years and we both loved that song
not much people know this but taxi driver is made up ofthe different names of bands
i dont know wat love is
RunfatboyrunWILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT? ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
I LOVE TRAVIS HE IS SOOOOOO DAMN FINE
even though your married to jodie i still love you travis
dis sh** remindes me of me when i was young
take u clothes of tunnnnaggeee
ur all quiers
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yall so hood
you guys sound rely good on the movei realse the bats with fall out boy keep it up
i love dis
YO TRAVE UR SWEET AT SINGING
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class the girlfreind song mindes me eh a pure class nyt when i was away camping lol
makeout club is the best
The Queen And I rules all. XD
I gotta take my clothes off to have a good time...
i love cupids choke hold i dedicate it to my man? Jason
nice like ice
English Hip Hop Star
Praise the LORD in deed : )
u rock i love u
i love ya songs cupid's chokehold clothes off
i iluv yhe sons cupid's chokehold tht songs rox!
lol
great band =D
i love scandalous scholastics!!!!!!
They are great
I like all of there songs that i've heard so far
AMY IZ DAT BI*** & ALL U HATEIN' AS MOFO'Z CAN KIZ MY AS*....DAMN SHE WAS ON CRACK ITZ NOT DA END OF THA FU**ING WORLD....AMY KEEP IT UP SWEETHEART....MY FAV SONG'Z R FU** ME PUMPS & DO ME GOOD
cupids chock holed is da bomb
gago ka talaga
nahhhh not really something i would want to listen 2.
travis is sooo [ hott. ]
papercuts, make out club, clothes off all great songs
wut the hell kinda name is gym class heros?
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a beutiful day is a good song! but it ai'nt in dis list^
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hell yeah girlfriend like it! (cash flow)
i reli like d song CLOTHE OFF! esp, when on a porN siTE!
hehe! imagination imagination IMAGINE!
cupid chkhold is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasome
Cupids chokehold is da bomb!
cupids chokehold ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you guys are fu**ing cool
gym class heroes that's my song rihgt there
I AGREE WITH LUCKY LUCHIANE WAT HE SAID THAT IS SO TRU THE DO ROCK AND WHO CARES IF THE LEAD SINGER SMOKES!RIGHT!!!!!!PEACE!!!!!
itssss rubishhh
i swear they have to be one of the best things that has EVER happen to me!!! i love their style,and it doesn't hurt that the lead singer is smokin !@#$T!!!