Well now the school christmas party is coming
Aint doing rugby no more
Mcintyre teaching us waltzing
Out on the gymnasium floor
Nobody battered or bleeding
Nobodys tattered and torn
Mcintyres dim, loud in the gym
Well, weve only got a little (...)
Weve only got a little (...)

And its you, you, youre a disgrace
Mcintyre tore us apart
We dance with ourselves, when the (...) find their space
Waltzing with fear in our hearts
Waltzing with fear in our hearts,

On the big final manoeuvre, all of our heads are a whirl
Getting much closer to the deep thing
This time well do it with girls
In the arena the ladies are waiting
A twelve year old girl for a bride
The matches were fixed, somehow we mixed
And the fat girl got left on the side
The fat girl got left on the side.

And its you, you, youre a disgrace
Mcintyre tore us apart
We dance with ourselves, when the (...) find their space
Waltzing with fear in our hearts
Waltzing with fear in our hearts
Its the secondary waltz

Well you come to my right, and I am under the light
See that my footwork is false
Dont count me out, the start of the bow
Im just doing secondary waltz
Doing secondary waltz
And its the secondary waltz
Yeah, its the secondary waltz