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Chris Ward IV (born September 2, 1975), otherwise known as Mc Chris, is a rapper, voice actor, writer, and improvisational comedian born in Libertyville, Illinois, U.S.. He attended Art Institute of Chicago, and New York University's (NYU) Tisch School of the Arts. He self releases with no current record label. Mc Chris originally performed with The Lee Majors. His trademarks include the synthesis of his "geek" heritage with the "gangster" image associated with hip hop artists, and the high pitch of his voice. Chris has released five albums, one re-release, and a tenth anniversary edition of his recordings with The Lee Majors. Mc Chris is also currently touring with the VANS Warped Tour '08. At his June 15th Warped Tour set in Virginia Beach,VA he announced after finishing up Warped this year he will be touring with Reggie and the Full Effect.   Wikipedia

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Lyrics Mc Chris - Evergreen Click to view  
on the first day of xmas my dealer gave to me
a bag of shrooms and some lsd
we snuck into the park to steal some xmas trees
but the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
we're all fucked up on smirnoff eggnogg
we crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws
you give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost
we'll take that 30 and spend it on pot
we're not too bright we flunk all of our classes
get in fights gettin drunk cuz we're bad kids
our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered
we're the closest thing to suburban gangstas
cold air's what we breathe our vests have no sleeves
it's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees
we smell like evergreens		  all I want for xmas is my two front teeth
and some mistletoe all up in this piece
maybe a girl that's free of disease
and while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of g's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it's drivin ya crazay
even though my nose is runny get the honey's cuz I'm $
but I never get laid can't find my way into long undies
I don't trip, just dip, listen to country
with my piss I write my name because I think it's funny
I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle
you see dead tree and I see a cash cow
I never bargain and I never back down
put the back seat down and I take yer ass to tree town
yer daughter's givin me the eye
so I am givin her a ride
I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights
as long as I get all up in her tights		  all I want for xmas is my two front teeth
and some mistletoe all up in this piece
maybe a girl that's free of disease
and while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of g's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it's drivin ya crazay
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 110 days ago Badbutcute1

i love all his songs and when he have that puppy voice it is so cute

 118 days ago Raiden10989

Try this out get you Ipod get the blastastic Simons quest on there and go walk around or skate or do wat ever you do you feel like a million bucks

 126 days ago fewizz

Yea son what you got on the GEEKS?!

 128 days ago God Smack

He is ga*

 131 days ago b.ronamae

all song is not good any one

 158 days ago sinkeyxcore

I love this guy

 177 days ago corinbarnes

mc chri is the coolest nrd evr