| Ladies and gentleman; the man song. | | He's the man. He's the man. |
I don't take no crap from anybody,
else but you.
I wear the pants around here,
when I finish with your laundry.
Cos I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,
When I say jump you say yeah right.
I'm the man of this house,
until you get home | | He's the man. He's the man. |
When I say goes around here,
Right out the window.
And I don't wanna hear alotta whining,
So I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here,
The sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
Cos I'm head hunter around here,
But it's all in my head. | | He's the man. He's the man. |
And I can have sex anytime,
that you want.
Cos I'm a man who has needs,
that are not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me,
cos if I'm not mistaken, you prefer to read.
I'm the king of my castle,
when you're not around. | | He's the man. He's the man. |
And I'll drink and watch sports,
whenever I wanna get in trouble.
And I'll come home, when I'm good and ready,
To sleep on the couch.
Cos a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,
and I'm gonna do what yu tell me to.
Because I'm top dog around here,
but ive been noodled.
He's the man. He's the man!
You the man. |
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he is great in person
he is one funny bastard
they need to get some more songhs by him cause there awsome
Fu** you bryancorbell your a douchebag
yall are qu*** if yall like hearing that
your musics great rodney i like hearing dear pe*** and so do my friends
dizzler should put more rodney stuff on this site
i think your songs are the best around
dear pe*** is the best song but its to short i,v heard the full version its so funny
rodny is so funny lol
My Best Friend My Pickup Truck Song... lolz >XD ♥ lots of lurv for that song
Rodney your f***ing hilarious
they need more crap on this site
DEaR Pe***...I sTilL lOvE yOu
fu**ing funny sh** i like it a lot
i love rodney carrington... everything is good.
i love the song ''show them to me''
lovin' dear Pe***.....
naacp cant wait to get ahold of n i g e r hatin me
dear pe***... this is for all the people who hate this hilarious song
(*"ITACHI UCHIHA ISH SMEXXIE AS HELL!!!!"*)
crazy good... thats all i can say... crazy good...
Rodney songs go hard
rodney your songs rock
you funny son of a bi***!!!
Rodney your the funniest guy ive ever seen on comdey central your awsome man keep in goin
Where's Ive got a 12inch di**, a doazen roses, and a pick up truck at ! thats the one I was lookin for.. and Where mamma's got her boobs out! grr.. get them on here! =]
Here's one for u Rodney.
rodney carrington is the greatest,show them to me