Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs | | They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say: |
"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes. | | In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate." |
There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd! | | They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout: |
"Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the masses! | | In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!" |
Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin. | | On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say: |
"Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is gonna to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum. | | In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you." |
On Christmas day I travel 'round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You! | | (Clapping) |
| Thank you Mr. hat |
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df 467 you r ga*
u guyz r pathetic
these r all so funny
lmfao
good real good da best
say who you like 3 times outloud
2)say who you hate 8 times outloud
3)say your fav song to yourself 1 time
4)post dis on eight other songs
5)press f9 twice and wait
i like unkle fu*ka
how would you like to suck ma ba***!
shut your fu**ing face uncle fu**er
shut you fu**ing face,..bi***
fu** off
my friend is japanesse so that sucks
famliy guy is good and south park
I do not lol
NO I DONT WELL SOME TIMES
suck my ba*** you fu**ing je*.BI***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beat his as* you southpark
go southpark
dsfgdsfgsdf
i love south park i wish i could have time to watch it
terrence and phillip rules=]
uncle fu**er is fu**ing funny matt stone & tray parker rule
timmy the r*t**d rules!
uncle fu**er rules
how would you like to suck my ba*** you fu**ing je*
SOUTH PARK KICKS AS*!!!!!
f**ing well good init
Fu** ya uncle fu**er rock and to all u fu**ing south park hates u can al fu**ing die o k good
I love south park what is your fave song????
Weres Timmy and the lords of the underworld???!!!! that is da best!!!!!
TIMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is so stupid
bvc is right tenney 579 sucks b@lls
woooooooooooow
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fu** you mother fu**er Tenney579 stupid as*hole its not just funny but a mother fu**in way of life you jack as*
lol funny
the best
south park is aaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmzzzzzziiiiiinggggggggg
What What in the butt isn't on here!!! :(
southpark rules dude (in cartman accent)
TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
iyt boys and girls it funny in suc me ba*ls
It is funny
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exuse me stefaniLYT what does whach mean stupid probally cant pay for school cause u cant spell u are stupid k god i want to hurt u
funny as sh** lol
BIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCHHHHH
I love this show i whach it every day
you guys fu**in suck
best show ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
fAMILY GUY BETTER
bUT CARLS MOM IS A DIRTY BI***
SEX.....
fu** off you donkey rapeing sh** eater
ill send ur but to the princapals office
uncle f**ker da ti**
South Park 4 eva
Bi*** please give me my coke!
you bith
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funny as
you stink!
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