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Sparks is an American rock and pop music band formed in Los Angeles in 1970 by brothers Ron (keyboards) and Russell Mael (vocals), initially under the name Halfnelson. Best known for their quirky approach to song writing, Sparks' music is often accompanied by cutting and acerbic lyrics, and an idiosyncratic stage presence, typified in the contrast between Russell's wide-eyed hyperactive frontman antics and Ron's sedentary scowling. Wikipedia

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Sparks - Tips for Teens

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(Ron & Russel Mael) I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen She's 90 and you're a teen I'm trying to cheer you up Don't be so mean, don't be so mean		Crach, bam, now you're looking good Tip Top, now you're feeling good Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen Don't you feel good, don't you feel good
Chorus Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on T.V. screens Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens Wake up to music And say you're too sick to go to work		Soon, you will lose all your zits Tight sweaters no longer fit Jetsetters will make their pitch I told you so, I told you so
Chorus		Don't eat that ice cream It is vanilla Give it to me
Don't eat that pastry What's in the middle Give it to me		Don't eat that burger Has it got mayonnaise Give it to me
Keep that mystique up And wear a "D" cup No matter what		Don't eat no curry Before a very Important date
Do I look so knowing and old and wise Maby it's those Dacron ties How come you keep asking me For Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens		Crach, bam, now you're looking good Tip Top, now you're feeling good Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen Don't you feel good, don't you feel good
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