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Lyrics The Simpsons - Cut Every Corner Click to view  

Shary: If there's a task that must be done,

Don't turn your tail and run,

Don't pout, don't sob,

Just do a half-assed job!



If... you... cut every corner

It is really not so bad,

Everybody does it,

Even mom and dad.

If nobody sees it,

Then nobody gets mad,

Bart: It's the American way!



Shary: The policeman on the beat

Needs some time to rest his feet.

Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!

Shary: And the clerk who runs the store

Can charge a little more

For meat!

Apu: For meat!

Shary: And milk!

Apu: And milk!

Both: From 1984!



Shary: If... you... cut every corner,

You'll have more time for play,

Shary & OFF: It's the American waaaaay

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1 day ago Evil Skull

the simpsons is rilly rilly good

38 days ago jesse2009

This is funny.

40 days ago Dazarfc

thsi tj

46 days ago alexaraes10

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64 days ago Speedballbaby

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KISSSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE
2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U
DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDOS U WILL DIE
IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED
THIS IS SOOO SCARY SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDOS IN
123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME
WILL APAER ON THE SCEEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO
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65 days ago cheeky.little.miss

DONT READ THIS!!! U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LUV OF UR LIFE 2MORRO WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVA IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS DONT STOP NOW UV ALREADY STARTED THIS IS SOOOO SCARY SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 123 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCEEN IN BUG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO SCARY CAUSE IT REALY WORKS!!!!!!!!

78 days ago fireitupburn

you nead more songs

80 days ago Hk-95

MwohAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

87 days ago iris.chavez13

hell yeahh i like the sim

88 days ago randy

this rocks

97 days ago tyleryrunescape

OMG,I LOVE SIMPSONS BUT THESE SONGS SUCK A FAT GUYS BA***!@@#$$#@!@#$#@!@#$#@!

107 days ago codycrowley

retarded

140 days ago Rymonster

sweeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!

145 days ago Jimyboy

i love the simpsons

148 days ago Ilovehobbos

RAIPY

149 days ago Hypertails

rofl!

155 days ago Leerobson170370

you are funey ha

160 days ago Schoolzout

dadadadadadadadadad





















Doodle_Bop

I LIKE PIE and milhouse

166 days ago garymac1

funny but stuip

167 days ago lauren-weeks

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172 days ago www.umbrennig

the simson and famyly guy are so funy

123hoffmann

ok lunatic0189 lisa is a fictional character in a fictional world who has yellow skin and if she was real you still are probably a creep that wack of to young yellow skin girls

173 days ago aaron.mcmenamin1

THE SIMPSONS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

174 days ago lunatic0789

lisa is my girlfriend i $> her

Riot Chick

Bart is my boyfriend!!

175 days ago robertcowley24978

fu**in funny

180 days ago ana.carolina97

lololololololoololllllllllloooooooooooooooooll!!!!

184 days ago umbrennig

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

187 days ago element_rob

they tell u when ur arse is showing lol

191 days ago lucas.belhomme

sticks like fu**ing poooooo

192 days ago Babyash

i love the song we love to smoke i know i love to smoke

193 days ago Pimp

stick 11 u fu**ing suck

jaime.else

thay are funny i am 8 you no you suk

194 days ago Footiemadchucky

cooooooooooooooool!!!


















wow

195 days ago kjer1

so awesome

197 days ago Riley789

you rock

198 days ago Riley789

you rock the world.



201 days ago elpament

The simpsons is the best show in the universe besides Familly Guy

Walshey08

v.good

Beau-23

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

206 days ago Slinkey

loud of rubish
f**king sh*t

210 days ago bumhole

bum

214 days ago jrrx_2008

hahahahha!! very funny! their voice is sooooooo CUTE!!

217 days ago The_Infernitra

what

219 days ago jayladevayghn

I love this show they are hillarious!!

thi-reece

its aright but sometimes its gacc **************

220 days ago ssshigh

Very clever scoring on elfmans part. Sounds like some tough woodwind, string and mallet parts. Cool!

222 days ago Michaeldallas13

your ga* get ready !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michaeldallas13

your ga* bi***

228 days ago Supajin123

Simpsons Owns.

229 days ago rusty173

gw yvctlfrx

232 days ago fryboyy22

stick 11 your hott

233 days ago nufcshaun

no i am

241 days ago rusty173

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

245 days ago brunnette_angel8

sure you are joannemit

250 days ago hotshot

the simpsons rock

joannemit

cool i am the simpsons biggset fan

253 days ago rhys.jones2407

go party posse from rhys

rhys.jones2407

the simpsons rool me go bart

254 days ago bootifulbrit

ur da best ever in da movie da best bit iz when greenday play in da lake

268 days ago jreed

jayharris1020 fu** off u pu*** as* mutha fu*kn quear as* wh*** lovn' bi*** eating sh** bag. thats right ALL one sentence bi***es

279 days ago jayharris1020

ALL YOU hot girls call email me.

285 days ago time-fliesok

dats no good some one bring the best song eva ,spiderpig,but some of these tunesw are still good!

and by the way if u read this u are ga*,ok!

286 days ago tiger-wwe

love the simsons

tiger-wwe

spider pig is the best song ever

Bammargera1234

spidr pig and harry porker funny s**t

288 days ago stansfield568

spider pig spider pig rules

296 days ago Cammy

were is spider pid lol

299 days ago Stick11

i like simpson hahaha

317 days ago bobbie90

i love the simpsons



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