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The Streets

 
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Mike Skinner (born November 27, 1978), more commonly known by his stage name The Streets, is a rapper from Birmingham, England.   Wikipedia

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Lyrics The Streets - The Irony of It All Click to view  
Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I'm a law abider
There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
Good bloke fairly
But I get well lairy when geezers look at me funny
Bounce 'em round like bunnies
I'm likely to cause mischief
Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief.
Law abiding and all, all legal.
And who cares about my liver when it feels good
What you need is some real manhood.
Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.
Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder.
I down eight pints and run all over the place
Spit in the face of an officer
See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife
Come on lads lets have another fight
  Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal,
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale.
This ain't no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some Playstation 's my vocation
I pose a threat to the nation
And down the station the police hold no patience
Let's talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
And Carl Jung And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Yeah I'm floating on thin air.
Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
Cause I take pride in my hobby
Home made bongs using my engineering degree
Dear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.
Like I was saying to him.
I told him: "Top with me and you won't leave."
So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling
Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night.
Mad fight, his face's a sad sight.
Vodka and Snake Bite.
Going on like a right geez, he's a twat,
Shouldn't have looked at me like that.
Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.
Can't stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.
Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of society
I've got all the anger pent up inside of me.
  You know I don't see why I should be the criminal
How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal
And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol
I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting
We pose no threat on my settee
Ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please
"We didn't order chicken, Not a problem we'll pick it out"
I doubt they meant to mess us about
After all we're all adults not louts.
As I was saying, we're friendly peaceful people
We're not the ones out there causing trouble.
We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is.
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning.
Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bedtime.
Causing trouble, your stinking rabble
Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it
You're on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me I'm a thug
Just for getting drunk
I like getting drunk
Cause I'm an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.
  Now Terry you're repeating yourself
But that's okay drunk people can't help that.
A chemical reaction happening inside your brain causes you to forget what you're saying.
What. I know exactly what I'm saying
I'm perfectly sane
You stinking student lameo
Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.
  Err, well actually according to research
Government funding for further education pales in insignificance
When compared to how much they spend on repairing
Leery drunk people at the weekend
In casualty wards all over the land.
Why you cheeky little swine come here
I'm gonna batter you. Come here.
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 21 days ago b_laboy

blinding by the lights sick song

 33 days ago benrule

the streetz are class

 53 days ago jslaven

kane steiner is ga* by lil grimey

58 days ago Shevno1

this song is sik

 70 days ago sam

tunije

  billski_92

yeah own account wodz

  Swinny.07

phil cromp is a pyscho

  woodz_rovers

2ND LESSON BILL SO FU** YOU !! CONTINUE THIS NEXT TIME U LIL BIATCH

  woodz_rovers

oh soz my mistake sicko. thats much better

  woodz_rovers

ITS A NURSEY NOT A OLS PEOPLES HOME :D:D

  woodz_rovers

woody stop stalking people comin out of the old peoples home you sick scik boy

  Swinny.07

bill can i see ur willy

  woodz_rovers

Kicks !! Licks dont u mean

  woodz_rovers

yes a library filled with pcs retard.

  woodz_rovers

We are in the libery not an ICT room so ! gt ur facts stright Willy Willson and yes what a ridiucus name !!! Swinny put it away !!

  Swinny.07

bill kicks the old librarian

  Swinny.07

wooooooody I'm in ur house

  woodz_rovers

actually i do not have the guts to do that because bill would kick my as* all over the IT room

  woodz_rovers

WHat am i on about i am :D:D:D:D:D:D !!! Oh biiil by the way these are yours (i stuck to fingers up at him)

  Swinny.07

woodz ur feelin ur own leg cause im watching you through my hiden camera

  woodz_rovers

what am i on about bill is awesome but i am a serial stalker and should be on sex offenders list

  woodz_rovers

Yer bill what eva !! i am not havin an argument with myself by the way !! i gave sum else my account details and he sat rite next to me and he is feeling my leg !! GET OFF ME

  woodz_rovers

actually i admit that u bill actually win

  woodz_rovers

i win bill

  woodz_rovers

drop dead bill

  woodz_rovers

fat boy slim bill !!

  woodz_rovers

JONNY CASH BILL !!!

  woodz_rovers

BILL LIKES RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE !! WHO DA HELL ARE DEY !! MINIANS RISE UP AND DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS INFADEL

  woodz_rovers

Confession by woodz i am ga*

  woodz_rovers

BILL CAN DIE

 74 days ago sam

tune ig

 76 days ago Mad Mann

 77 days ago sam

blinded by da lites iz a tune

 78 days ago woodz_rovers

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NORTH WEST KID

  baybee-kala-xo

Fu**in tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune man !!!

  woodz_rovers

JAKE U LIVE IN DOSSY SUNDERLAND ND YR MAN LIKES THE MINGE :)

  woodz_rovers

BILL IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO G*A*Y*

  woodz_rovers

DOM IS A MAN WH*** AND LOVES THE C*CK

 80 days ago woodz_rovers

jake sucks the PEN-IS

 84 days ago jake_t_sunderland

MINT

  woodz_rovers

bill is ga*

 87 days ago thegallivanman

dees blokes are the tightest sh**e me've herd in yeers!

  nolanr202

RIGHT OH!

  honey-bee.paige

natalie eats pum

 99 days ago nolanr202

Oh, me just love da bloddy streets so bloddy much! All dem adda fans is just wankaz!

 113 days ago oliver.bratley

alreet dis fu*in band is fu*in awwwwsssssuuuummmm!!!! lick my arse bi***!!! fu* yeh!!!!

 116 days ago wez

REET LADS

  wez

i love u girls talk back please love u girls xx xx xx xx xxx x x x x x x x x x x x x xc x xx x x x x x x x x x x

136 days ago Bighezzytoon

i love the streets he is in my world

146 days ago Vampyricxkitten

These guys are great....and oh so messed up.

 179 days ago lildazza_23

ur tunes are sick man hold it

 199 days ago dontmesswidandy

its a mint song

 205 days ago yokshireman_bob

prangin out is a great song something that the american people arnt ready for yet but thers time

 206 days ago michael9891

this sucks monky ball
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